…Hilton. The Queen of Stupid is going to have her own reality show. The goal is to get her a new BFF.
I’m going to get on. I’ve loved her from afar for so long, they have to let me on. I know we’re meant to be friends forever, ever since I first saw the simple life. I’ve waited so long, and now this is my chance. Just picture Paris and I: going around and fucking up the simplest jobs together, making new sex tapes together, driving drunk together, preening together; oh, I’m so happy.
All I have to do is continue to take my stupid pills and hope this guy, http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23416099/?GT1=43001who’s obviously over qualified for the role, doesn’t beat me to it…
Actually, I think I’ve found the contestant pool right here… http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13577349/
I can’t think of a better talent pool for the show.
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